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While at Talbott Street some old guy tried to grab my ass.

He had poor depth perception however, and he missed my ass entirely.  What actually occurred was that he ball tapped me while I was dancing with a guy to whom I was actually attracted.

Cute Guy:  You okay?

Me:  It’s not you.  I think I just got punched in the balls by the guy behind me…

Posted on Sunday, June 10 2012. Tagged with: what is my life?gayThis is why I can't have nice things
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